Welcome to the bowels of the SRC website.
If by a snowballs chance in hell you’ve made it to the wise words of your new Vice Presidents then we hope you’ve checked out all of the cool things the SRC is doing for you. We’re here to bail you out of jail, stick it to the uni on your behalf and vacuously pursue the infantile possibility of lobbying the federal government that still believes in the imperial system for your textbooks to be on HECS. Yeah.
Laura: We are not writing about Texts on HECS.
Max: But.. but… I promised
Laura: No. Just no.
Max: Having two of us was a great idea…..
(A long a drawn out jousting tournament ensues which results in serious traffic delays on City Road, gathering an audience of interested hacks lulling around Hermanns)
Anyway, please get in touch if you need anything. We promise not to fight in front of you
Laura and Max